Now first of all, it was good to know that one of my friends "huhwat" did read one of my earlier posts and threw in his valuable comments on the points put up in my article( screw u lazy labrador and allies :P ).
So this one is all about my latest passion...passivity...which is very much evident from the fact that i have set a personal best of not attending any class, lab, or tutorial for 4 days straight and right now plan on continuining the spree for some more days...or at least till the time i start feeling guilty about it. And this is just the beginning, i have managed, after a lot of effort, to set up erronous sleeping and eating schedules. Its the night out most of the time, or half a night out and then the full day 'out' with the slumber session running concurrently with the classes and ending with the same and most of the times, continuining even beyond that. As far as the diet is concerned, the 'day' starts, whenever it does, with heavy doses of caffine and some other junk which usually varies everyday depending on the mood. There is nothing like breakfast or lunch or dinner....usually everything is wrapped up into one BIG package which is consumed at anywhere between 12 midnight to 4 in the morning. The only time when i interact with the outside world is when i recieve a call or someone comes at my door to wake me up for the class or when i meet some other lost souls like myself at the odd hours i mentioned. And the thing that helps the most to subdue the senses is (for the time being) radiohead and some awsome fusion by artists i didnt even hear the name before. For the first one, i blame sutta and for the latter one, kage, and so i can sincerely say that it wont be considerd my fault if i manage to get flunked in any subject due to attendece.
In any case there is no point in attending any of the stupid classes, i mean except for one.Most of them are crap, well almost. Take for example, the intellectually stimulating GD. After much in depth analysis and thoughts, it was decided that the topic of the gd would be given in advance....a week in advance and all that the whole class, or the ever astute professors could think of for the next week was......wired internet versus wireless internet. Can you think of a more lame topic than this one, i tell you what, just come to the next class and you might find a list of lamer topics...a never ending spree of bullshit topics which will leave you gasping in amazement about the potential of the profs to think of obsolete topics. And just think of the arguments one can put up for and against the topic. Let me put forward a few of mine.First, for the wired lan, it helps make sure that something actually is connected to your computer even if it aint working and so you dont have to check your wifi card or give ur box a beating if that loading bar is just not moving. Plus you dont have to move your lapi around the hostel, stopping under each wifi router to make sure that its the net thats not workin, the comp is fine. Another thing, there is no fear of the ever harmful radio or whatever waves emnating from a wire as opposed to the wifi router which slowly messes with your brain and you turn into a psycho till the time you get outta here ( and you thought the profs were driving you crazy...huh) Coming to the benifits of wifi, first, you can rest assured that no one can strangle you to death if a fight breaks out in your room, at least you have one wire less and that obvioulsy reduces the percentage chance of you dying a choking death.hmmm...no other benifit i can think of right now...oh yes....the mobility point...but lets just say, its more of an option many would not mind sacrificing, atleast i never saw anyone sitting under a tree on a nice winter noon and surfing the net.So i guess the following points would more than suffice for a successful gd for the coming week........hey....i almost forgot one small point.....connectivity thing...but who cares.
Now maybe i deviated a bit from my initial route but...thats passivity, i aint got anythin better to do and u too....nothin better to do than read "this". nyways, i hope that sooner or later, everyone will turn into a being like me and then the world would be a better place to live in....
so long suckers.....
peace for all.....
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ahem...
naa... never mind...
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sorry for being late to comment... you missed one advantage of wifi... it reduces the chance of a person dieing from electric shock.... i mean as it does not have a wire :P
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