..so this is one mail sent (forwarded) to me by one of my friends which i found hilarious and mostly true, ofcourse only if seen from a male point of view..and so i thoght about posting it here...
*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I
don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings*'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't'
and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly,
and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with
the Hole and she was happy with the Thing
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men
still sleep with their wives!!
*
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If you can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, try at least to be a
nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows…………
When I was born I was given a choice of either being a brilliant lover or
having an amazing memory, unfortunately I forgot which one I chose.
I used to scintillate - now I sin 'til just half past three
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
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